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The Great Ones -- The Hardships of Communication, or "Oh God Let Me Suck Your Dick" · 1:50am Mar 1st, 2017
Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.
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#So I went to the dentist again by the way
#and I spent 90 minutes suffering while an old man stuffed my mouth with drills
#and I was so goddamn terrified that I started humming the marsellaise at one point
#which I had no idea was something I did?
#but apparently I do
#I sing France's national anthem when I'm scared
#I have no idea what that says about me
#or about France's National Anthem now that I think about it
